COPS! Protecting pop machines near you!

I am full of disgrace with cops right now. Last night at work I went into to get me some subway (that's right I eat fresh!) I guess working in a small town cops need their quotas. I was just about to pull into my work parking lot when I saw the red and blue lights behind. WTF! The officer comes to my windows asks me for the normal papers and asked if I know why he was pulling me over. "I know it is not for speeding" I told him. No the drivers side of my cars bumper was sticking out. " This could be harmful" Approx three days before I saw a cop speed down the road with his lights on. Nosey me was lurking and guess what crime happened? He needed the feel of Mt. Dew rotting his teeth. He literally got out of his car parked in the middle of the street with his lights on to get a pop and then drove off. I tried to get a picture or video of it in action but he was to fast! Glad cop training paid off. Now since I got a ticket for something dumb like that I want to go give this cop a ticket.